nagging agitation

Same as wax on your hands.
Same as dried soap on your elbow.
Same as stains on your leather.
Same as eyelash in your eye.
Same as fake authority.
Same as naive ignorance of deliberate projection of image.
Same as running on near-empty tank on the highway.
Same as trying to fry and egg using water.
Same as setting boundaries to air.
Same as delusional focus.
Same as going too far in the wrong direction.
Same as looking similar to a primate.
Same as blowing own horn while deaf.
Same as ...
Same as a weird conspiracy.